Emily: What photos? Zoe: The ones on facebook. Emily: I don't have facebook. Zoe: Really? Well, didn't anyone text them to you? Emily: Hardly anyone has my number. Zoe: Wow. I didn't think there was anyone who hadn't seen me nude... Emily: Nude? They're spreading nudes!?
Zoe: I told you, it's all true! I'm a slut! Still wanna be nice to me? Emily: But that's awful!! Your friends are doing this? Zoe: I don't know. I don't even know who took the photos I didn't take. I suspect it was Lucy who hacked my facebook, but I can't prove it or accuse her... but at this point... who isn't part of this? Emily: Holy SHIT! That's incredibly illegal - on so many counts - Have you told the police? They could - Zoe: Yeah, don't worry, they already laughed me away. Emily: They what!?
--- Alt text: cops are shit
Biweekly updates resume
January 1, 2019
From January 1 2019, new pages of The Bright Side will be published on Tuesdays and Saturdays.