Emily (whispering again): Why did you make me do that? Dee: I... worry about the effect I might be having on you. Emily: Really. I'm touched. Dee: You need to socialize! With your own kind! Emily: Why? Dee: Because... because... Well I don't know exactly, but it seems like you should. Emily: Well, talking to you fills my social quota, as far as I'm concerned. Without you around I wouldn't talk to anyone. Dee: I hardly count. Emily: Why not? You have a personality. You're at least interesting. You're human enough, I guess... Dee: Human enough? Emily: Well, what's so special about humans anyway! You're human shaped.
--- Alt text: is he flattered, offended, or just bemused
Biweekly updates resume
January 1, 2019
From January 1 2019, new pages of The Bright Side will be published on Tuesdays and Saturdays.