SO WE WERE BACK
(In Emily's room) Dee: Ugh! Why does an email account need a date of birth? Emily: I dunno, marketing? Dee: This is silly! Why would it list years back to the 1800s if it forbids you from choosing them! Emily: Huh! (At school, another day) Dee: We're allowed to be in here? Emily: Yup! I booked this practise room. No one will come in. Dee: Alright. Ok. I can do this. (He begins to play, making small exclamations when he messes up:) Ah ... oops, um ... wait ... no! (Gives up and rests his head on the keys) Argh! I could play it befooore... I could...! Emily: I know, Dee, it's ok! That was still super impressive!! Dee: nooo it wasn't, I messed it all up... Emily: It was way better than I could ever do!! (In Emily's room, another day) Dee: Ok, so Kenneth's going to die at 2:37pm, June 20th. Emily: Alright, putting that in... Dee: But Lin's not going to die for another three years. Emily: Wow, really!? AND LIFE WENT ON.
--- Alt text: i tried to serenade my girlfriend once and it went worse than that
Biweekly updates resume
January 1, 2019
From January 1 2019, new pages of The Bright Side will be published on Tuesdays and Saturdays.