Emily: What about Wikipedia, do you still edit that? Dee: Uh... yes? Is this a separate question? Emily: No it's related. I also put letters on all of your pages. So uh - you probably can't edit Wikipedia from my computer anymore, because I got our IP banned. Sorry. Dee: Wait - what pages? Emily: All the pages about you! All the death god ones and that. Dee: Oh! Emily, I don't check those. Emily: Bummer. I was hoping it might come to your attention somehow anyway. Dee: Why didn't you just go to my user page? Emily: Your what? Dee: My page for me as an editor. My username. Emily: I didn't know Wikipedia has usernames! Do you have an email address? Dee: Hold on, my turn for a question now! You've asked like, three. Emily: FINE Dee: The bus ticket trick. How did you do that?
--- Alt text: Vandalising someone's wikipedia page is USUALLY a pretty effective summoning technique though