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(At school in the Year 10 common room)
Dee:
It’s sunny out there, do you want to go outside today?
(Other students in the background:
No, I’m not done yet!
Well hurry up! We need the microwave!
Yeah we all do!)
Emily:
Sure, but I think the tree’s taken already…
Dee: Oh, are those kids smoking again?
Emily: No, I saw Markus and Chiyo heading down.
Dee: Markus and who?
Emily: Ooh! You don’t know about them, do you?
Dee: Um, of course not?
Emily: Ha! I can’t believe you don’t know about them!
Dee: All my gossip comes through you, so you’ve only yourself to blame.
Emily: Heh, I know. Ok. So. Basically, they’re dating.
Dee: WHAT!? Markus!? Markus has a girlfriend?
Emily: Uh, yeah? That’s… really not the interesting part, though.
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Alt text: of course death would be interested in high school gossip