Chapter: Chapter 53
↓ Transcript
(Emily and Dee are wearing judo gis; Emily attempts to do a judo throw on Dee; he bends at the waist but remains standing.)
Emily: What are you doing!? You’re supposed to fall over!
Dee: But you haven’t unbalanced me?
Emily: I did!! Check the video again, I did that perfectly!
Dee: Clearly not!
Emily: No, you just don’t know how gravity works, a person with real mass would’ve-
Dee: You’re the gravity master, you say?
Emily: HEY! That’s – hng – cheating – HF!
(She experiences an increase in gravity and is forced to the ground.)
Emily (putting her middle finger up): UGHHH
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Alt text: Probably not a valid move but nobody here knows much about judo
Emily: What are you doing!? You’re supposed to fall over!
Dee: But you haven’t unbalanced me?
Emily: I did!! Check the video again, I did that perfectly!
Dee: Clearly not!
Emily: No, you just don’t know how gravity works, a person with real mass would’ve-
Dee: You’re the gravity master, you say?
Emily: HEY! That’s – hng – cheating – HF!
(She experiences an increase in gravity and is forced to the ground.)
Emily (putting her middle finger up): UGHHH
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Alt text: Probably not a valid move but nobody here knows much about judo
