(Emily has stood up and is shaking her head from side to side to test the feel of her hair, which is shaped into two horns.)
Dee: Well, on a related note, I think I can now surmise... I wouldn't like you to call me "it", either.
Emily (was checking her look in her phone camera, but turns around abruptly): Oh my god! As if I would!
Dee: But I'm - You can say, "Death - it sucks." I mean, it's fine, technically. And I don't normally care. Maybe I still shouldn't. Ugh this is all so silly...
Emily: It's okay to just have a preference, dude. All your feelings don't have to be rational. But if it helps, I happen to think this is extremely rational.
Dee: Haha, ok. Well thanks for trying to be "considerate of my feelings" or whatever.
Emily: I shall continue as best I can.
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Alt text: neither of them cool enough for it/its










