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(Emily and Zoe are on the bus.)
Emily: But if I did drop you back home, I'd have liked to tell off your mum! I'd be like, "if you think he's so great why don't YOU date him!"
Zoe: NO OH MY GOD DO NOT! NEVER SAY THAT UGH!
Emily: Oh - I just meant they both suck -
Zoe: STILL MY MUM AND MY EX!
Emily: I didn't think that one through -
Zoe: NOOOOO NIGHTMARE CONCEPT
Emily: ok ok I'll chase that away with two better ideas, then: First, wanna come on a short hike with me and my friend next weekend?
Zoe: Uh, if your friend doesn't mind, sure!
Emily: Ok and second, do you wanna find a sharehouse together?
Zoe: What? Are you for real? YES!
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Alt text: some kind of freudian second-worst-case scenario