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Emily: ...
Skateboard teen: Well?
Emily: I don't owe you any explanations.
Skateboard teen: Well you walk past my house every day, babbling like a freaking nutcase!
Emily: So? Piss off, it's my street too! Now get out of my way!
Skateboard teen: Hmm! Hmm, will I? I mean, it's my street, too.
Friend of skateboard teen: Yeah, we're not doing anything. We can stand here. It's a free country, right?
Emily: ... Wow. Hey, what's wrong with your face?
Skateboard teen: Huh?
Emily: Yeah, you've got all these weird... tufts.
Skateboard teen: It's a BEARD.