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Emily (bursting into the houseparty): MARKUS!! MARKUS! Has anyone seen Markus?
Zoe (stops making out with some dude): Emily, what are you doing?
Emily: Zoe! Hi! I need to find Markus!
Zoe: What's wrong?
Emily: I think - I think maybe he's in love with me? And -
Zoe: What! Didn't you know?
Emily: No! What the hell! Did everyone know!?
(The dude: I knew that)
Zoe: Yes!? Oh my god! Let's find him!
(The dude: Wait -
Zoe: later, we can keep going later)
Alt text: markus' enormous unrequited crush on Weird Emily is the only thing most people know about him