The Bright Side

Dee: Emily! You're not a bad friend, stop it! You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I can't imagine a better friend.
Emily: But Dee, you... ...you've never had another friend.
Dee: Um, exactly?
Emily: So you don't know if I'm any good or not. Would you ever just give up on me? What would I have to do, to make you leave?
Dee: Um... you can just say, if you don't want-
Emily: No, assuming I still want you around, but I'm a jerk. How bad would I have to be?
Dee: Um. I don't know... this is a strange question.
Emily: Sorry. I guess it is. But... surely you can think of something?
Dee: Well... I would be pretty upset if you... burned down a village, or... or killed anyone, or...
Emily: What? No, no murder, or burning down villages. Something directed at you!
Dee: But that was directed at me.
Emily: ? What on earth are you talking about?