↓ TranscriptChapter 17 (Captioned: ‘Death and the maiden’ Edvard Munch The illustration is an attempt to copy the named artwork, showing a naked woman and a dark skeletal figure embracing.)
Chapter 17
↓ Transcript(Emily is on her laptop in the library stacks. She looks up and grins widely.) Emily (whispering): Oh, hellooo! Dee: …Hi. What are you doing? Emily (still grinning): Looking up stuff about you on the internet. Dee: Oh. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript(Emily stares in some surprise at the floor where Dee has vanished.) Emily: Huh. (Dee re-emerges, but only the top of his head and one arm, with which he closes Emily’s laptop.) Emily: Heh heh heh FOR SOME REASON[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptEmily (facepalming, smiling): Deeeee… (Dee pokes his face above the carpet again.) Emily: What’s so bad about people thinking you’re sexy, anyway? Dee: Augh! You know what’s really bad? Being a god of sex who hasn’t had any! Emily:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptEmily: Do you think you’ll ever have sex? Dee: I don’t know. Emily: Do you want to? Dee: I don’t know. Emily: Why wouldn’t you? Dee: Um… well, it’s an animal thing. Emily: Oi! What do you mean by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptEmily: Well, it is, but… people talk about it all the time anyway. Don’t tell me you haven’t noticed that? Dee: I had noticed that, actually. Emily: But anyway, even if sex isn’t for you – maybe – why[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptEmily: Wow… Yeah, they would be! Wait. While we’re on the topic of space, I’ve been meaning to ask… What are aliens like? Dee: … What makes you think they exist? Emily: Oh, come on. They exist. Don’t they?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptEmily: Oh, as if! Yeah, I’m gonna go up to the government and say, ‘hey, my imaginary friend says aliens are out there!’ Dee: … Emily: I keep your secrets, Dee! I don’t know if you’ve noticed that! And[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptEmily: So? Doesn’t that make you the best? Dee: No! It means that… I could do anything and nobody could stop me! Good or bad. I could control the universe! I wouldn’t even have to reveal myself. What if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptDee: I could use that excuse for too many things, though. Eventualy one will be the straw that broke the camel’s back, and I’ll secretly control the universe! Emily: What – Dee. Dee. It’s ok. That is not going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…